The happy couple
The Night Cafe
Ok, Dean & Jackie are basically
They didn't want a web page, and they
definitely would have refused this endeavor altogether if it weren't for the persistence
of yours truly.
They finally conceded that they do want
distant friends and relatives (that is, anyone outside of a six-block radius of the Night Cafe) to be able
to see the wedding pictures, and so they reluctantly agreed to go through with this,
although Dean did specify: "Nothing flashing, moving, or rotating, Joanne, I mean
So, there you are. Now, before you sit back
and welcome Dean and Jackie as they come kicking and screaming into the 21st century, keep
in mind the following caveats:
- As a production professional who makes his living creating
high-end, high-resolution print materials, Dean despises the generally crappy production
values of the Web. Also, he had nothing to do with the layout or images
on these pages. In fact, some of these are so bad, I just put them in to annoy him.
- If you happen to look bad in a picture, don't blame
me, I didn't take the pictures, I just put them online where millions of people
could look at them.
- If you really object to a picture of you on the site, I'll
take it down, but trying to take something off the Internet is like trying to take pee out
of a swimming pool. I can't guarantee that your picture won't be floating around on the
Internet somewhere with your head perched on Jennifer Lopez's body.
Oh well, don't say I never warned you.
(and if you really need to see stuff flashing, moving, or
rotating, you can always check out Zoe Online.)